"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet," but some names stink!

Thus far craigslist ads have led me to:

Great Bands/Crappy Names: Bandsaw (Apr 12), The Shock (May 3)

Great Names/Crappy Bands: Public Confessions (Apr 17) Soul Distraction (Apr 24)

Didn't get the joke: Chandra's Limit (Apr19), Twisted
Real divas avoid Yonkers and no one cares what brand of drumsticks Freddy uses!

Randomly generated:New York Mildew, Mangled fun& the entitled Jesus, June Jazz