Outrageous Craigslist Posts

The Post:

BASS PLAYER NEEDED
WE'RE AN ESTABLISHED LOOKING FOR A BASS PLAYER UNDER THE AGE OF 25 TO WRITE AND PLAY GIGS OUR BANDS INFLUENCES ARE 70'S AND 80'S ROCK, COLDPLAY, FOO FIGHTERS, NO DOUBT, POSTAL SERVICE..ALL BRIT ROCK ETC (EVERYTHING BUT COUNTRY AND RAP) WE'RE AN ORIGINAL BAND.... IF YOU DON'T PLAY A FENDER BASS ...DON'T CONTACT

The Blogger's Comment:
Even if they were young enough, McCartney, & Entwistle would all be out of luck